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bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

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passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

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bitrates:

The only cup I care about are Reese’s Cups

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

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forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

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  • Question: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME - consultingasshat
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    floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

    I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the freaking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

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